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[Super PSTW Action RPG]

I really didn't want to say this, but I have to now.
This game is too easy. Let me explain. All you do is hit the spacebar. That's it! How does this define as a Role Play Game anyway? One cannot even control anything but what the game directly demands of you displayed on the screen! I was wondering: What if I might decide to decline the potion? - And what about quests? - All you can upgrade is strength?
Lastly there is no way you can be defeated by the boss at the end!

This game is not good! I would argue it is not even a Role Play Game at all! Even after a closer look! In what way is this supposed to be a Role Play Game if you are not able to endeavor in quests or other unspecific activities?
All one does is to press one button repeatedly the entire time!
Explain it to me...

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EXPLAIN TO ME!

My Hypothesis: The other comments are total and utter lies! Is what I am shown In-Game supposed to be stick figures?
I'm quite confused at how this wretched game managed to obtain the Daily 3rd Prize, or a user rating score of 4.45!
People reading this review will probably think it is worthless.
Go ahead! Say it! I don't care! I'm just trying to make a point here!
I recommend to "blam" this piece of art!!!!

P.S.: The only reason I'm willing to rate this with one point is BEACUASE the voice acting was very well performed.
But that's it!

[Name That Pokemon: R&B]

ah crap

german pokemon are named all different :(

[Ninja Run -]

Liked it

That's some fat ninja.

YailenkoGames responds:

Help him to loose some calories - run as far as you can! :)

[The Scale of the Universe]

nice piece of awesome

that's freakin awesome. you must be some unbelievable scientis- wait...
is the white space around us highlighted and has a shade... so.. there's a source of light somewhere around there... shiiiiii-

[Matrix (actionscript)]

derp

it looks pretty nice, try to build it into a game or movie or try to make a cool effect by your self if you already can do something like that. It isn't enough to pass as a real game.. but it really looks nice

[Meat Boy]

very coool

really liked it.. the controls are a bit unconfortable... but with the joystick it should be easier. And if you import a incompleted code it bugs.. you should make an error when the code have too less informations or something...
but i enjoyed the game and hope everybody too

[Line Master]

depressing

yo doesn't know at which position you start and in what direction. it would be really great, when you know where you starting or in with direction you have to begin.. or even better it's wayne in which direction. when you has corrected it i will protect you.
but good idea..

Killa117 responds:

I will make a version 2 of it so it will fix all of the bugs and anoying things that u all hate thanx for the tips - Killa117

[chat bot v.1]

OH MY GOD

That's so awesome, i closed him into my heart already :D
i think its the coolest bot i've ever seen.. and on newgrounds :D

very good work

botmaster09 responds:

well... this is not the coolest... because there is another chat bot in newgrounds...

[Disc game]

okay

simple and funny
it's good but you could make some more graphics... but it was a good idea .. 7/10.

[A One Level Game]

:'(

i whined because it's so short.... nice made but you should make it longer.. this only level should be longer ... funny... but short..